Nine Words that Women Use (its true okeh!)

(lu brani nk wat hanjeng sama guaaa?? gigi gua tajam...hancus lu nnt...hahaha)

(1) Fine: (million times using this word! funny...hahahaa)

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (x jugakkk sbb kite yg salah..kekdg malas nk bertekak...hmm)

(2) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.(biase la tuh...nk siap in 5 minutes? impossible!!for guys...please be patient la with ur love one kalo dorg lmbt...baru nmpk korg tuh cool...penyabar bagai kan?? =p....)

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (it doesn't mean NOTHING at all..'dis' nothing mean...knw ur own fault okeh!..ask...u kenaper? cte la kat i..ape salah i?....cewahhh!!! ni based on my theory laa..tp i guess..ramai yg setuju neh...=p)

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!(mksd nye cm....kalo berani buat laaaa!!! padahal dlm hati xnk org tuh buat...saje nk kasik thrill sket action kat situ...ahahaa..mengong..)

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (haihhhh....ni makne nye...kalo si bf die jenis babil!!!lembab,,,xreti2 bahse...gitewwwwwww..smpi mengeluh...)

(6) That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (perghh..ni pn ganas ni....)

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever:
Is a woman’s way of saying F*** YOU! (yezzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!)

(9) Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

(funny coz its totally trueeee!!)


guys...sure uols very familiar with dat words kan? papehal pn...please be a superduper cool n patient guy!!!! sure cair punye with those kind of guys...sure trus x jd marah...wahaha..kan kan kan? =p

oh yea...i copy from this link!

http://www.cravingtech.com/nine-words-women-use-joke.html